He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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