Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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