It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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