he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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