this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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