The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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