So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
