lets start a swedish sibling band together
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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