i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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