Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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