just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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