So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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