He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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