Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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