You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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