If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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