i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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