On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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