Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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