Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
