Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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