I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm both gender and math confused
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
