no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
whose parrot is this?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I love you.
Bad choice
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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