So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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