Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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