It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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