There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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