you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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