so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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