you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Randomize