so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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