I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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