u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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