he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
