Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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