I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
so let's talk penis.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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