Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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