I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It was confusing and full of hummus
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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