Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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