sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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