If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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