Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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