what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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