just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm both gender and math confused
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Randomize
