I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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