would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i wish my penis had a tongue
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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