NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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