Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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