Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
