I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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