Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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