it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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