Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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