Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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