lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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